me when i cook something using a wooden spoon
æh yës… myë Dwærvën Brjëw…. Händ Chürnëd….
movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe
*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba*
eat well, my son
The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that
The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
WHAT!!!!!
This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day
love
im both of them
why does it seem like the other arctic monkeys don’t want to dress like that and monkey leader just makes them
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
Snowseph
pro: has nose
con: wears sunglasses at night
Gurdy
pro: height intimidates opponents
con: looks like a sex toy
Gurdy (alt. form)
pro: scary!
con: scary :(
Girthy
pro: lorge
con: none. he is perfect
I love:
- Big dogs
- Small dogs
- Fluffy dogs
- Soft dogs
- Tired dogs
- Energetic dogs
- Just dogs